Ahh the joys of being Married!
(12:30AM)
Wife: Matt wake up.
Me: What?
Wife: Don't be mad at me, but would you come into the bathroom an listen to this I think something is wrong.
Me: But I just got to sleep!
Wife: I know, please?
(I get up and go into the bathroom like a trained puppy)
Me: Is the water on outside?
Wife: I don't know. Will you stand by the door while I go outside and check?
Me: Huhhh!
(Wife walks toward the door, and I proceed to relieve myself... Sound stops... I finish up and the wife walks back in from outside )
Wife: Our water bill is going to be so high!
Me: Did you just wake me up to tell me that you are a goofball?
(My wife laughs)
(I think to myself "not so funny" and try to go back to sleep)
Wife: Matt wake up.
Me: What?
Wife: Don't be mad at me, but would you come into the bathroom an listen to this I think something is wrong.
Me: But I just got to sleep!
Wife: I know, please?
(I get up and go into the bathroom like a trained puppy)
Me: Is the water on outside?
Wife: I don't know. Will you stand by the door while I go outside and check?
Me: Huhhh!
(Wife walks toward the door, and I proceed to relieve myself... Sound stops... I finish up and the wife walks back in from outside )
Wife: Our water bill is going to be so high!
Me: Did you just wake me up to tell me that you are a goofball?
(My wife laughs)
(I think to myself "not so funny" and try to go back to sleep)
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